Today is the day when thousands of people my age will update their facebook status to reflect awesome Mean Girls quotes. My status changed many times:
Regina George is flawless
Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.
Your face smells like peppermint
Your hair must've taken hours, and it looks *really* pretty.
We should totally just *stab* Caesar!
And none for Gretchen Wieners.
I wanna lose three pounds.
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super-jumbo tampons...but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and wide set vagina.
The best part was my friends would comment on my status updates with the continuation of the quote. Of course, I did the same for their status updates. :)
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o_O? . . . Ok then . . .
*Slowly backs away* Lol.
So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
or perhaps
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
Thanks, Earl Grey!
LOLOLOL Earl Grey! I love that quote-- I almost forgot it :-) that just made my day...
*fetches Mean Girls to watch for the 2342th time*
Steve
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